Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
