p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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