There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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