SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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