That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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