how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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