So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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