why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Pants are for mortals
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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