when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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