CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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