kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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