i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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