he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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