I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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