No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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