i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Someone signed my nipple.
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