At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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