New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
the liver wants what the liver wants
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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