So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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