look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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