I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
