ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i now understand why vodka
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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