I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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