I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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