Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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