Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I touched a dick in church today
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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