I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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