That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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