oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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