real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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