Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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