Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
