What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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