who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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