Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
is this the sara with the beer cane?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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