no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
True strength comes from lack of pants
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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