i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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