Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My pussy is not your playground.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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