And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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