My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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