I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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