why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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