Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm going to jail i love you
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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