he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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