Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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