does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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