ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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