I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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