? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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