I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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