yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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