I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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