let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
